Thursday 20 December 2012

End Times Message from The Weird News Daily


Greetings readers!

So here we are at the dawn of the end (or the beginning  depending on what you read!)

Whether you are fortifying your dwellings against the undead threat,


shoring up your sand-bags awaiting the a floor of biblical proportions,


putting the final touches to your survival plans for a world without electricity/sunlight/law/order/government,


preparing for a shocking awakening into a newly spiritual state of enlightenment,


setting up a landing pad for your local alien mother-ship,


awaiting the collision of 'Planet X/Niburu' with the Earth, 



or simply settling down for a night in front of your TV.


Thank you for being here with us, stay safe and above all else remember that in the unlikely event that nothing at all happens, it did, you just don't remember...


..or the Chosen One saved us all from oblivion at the 11th hour...


Bless you Chosen One where're you are!



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