A dwarf performer at the 2007 Edinburgh Fringe Festival was rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went hideously wrong. Daniel Blackner, or 'Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf', was due to perform at the Dok Haze Circus of Horrors with a vacuum cleaner attached to his penis by means of a special apparatus. However the attachment broke shortly before the performance and although Blackner managed to fix it using extra strong glue, he only allowed the glue to dry for 20 seconds instead of the recommended 20 minutes. So when he joined it directly to his organ, it formed a solid attachment. The audience thought it was hilarious - even when Blackner was taken to hospital. He admitted afterwards: "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed Accident & Emergency with a vacuum cleaner attached to me."
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